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Carl johnson (grand theft auto)
Carl johnson (grand theft auto)










We all know drugs are for losers, and/or sex maniacs, and right now, sex is the last thing on my mind.Ī man I once beat in fair competition. Z, whatchoo on? Whatever it is, you need to reduce the dosage!Įxuse me, but I never take drugs. Life is nothing but misery, briefly interspersed with agony. Nothing is up Carl, apart from my blood pressure, and the imminent collapse of my hopes and dreams.Īs usual, the forces of darkness have triumphed over good. It'll be just like fighting Berkley, only bigger! We could lift the whole truck and take them to someplace safe. Have you ever seen those helicopters they use to lift heavy loads? No, I don't want to get the crew caught up in some street level jacking - it could get ugly. Why don't we steal one while it's on its rounds? That way we can make some money too. Now, we just gotta get an armoured van and re-spray it with the Caligula's Casino logo.

carl johnson (grand theft auto)

In the meantime, try not to gun down any more officers of the law. What the fuck you want from me this time? It's a good thing we found you and retrieved the murder weapon. This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski, that was used to gun down a police officer not ten minutes ago. How you been, Carl? How's your wonderful family? Everyone split up, and we'll meet up later. Now THAT was some some serious shit! Whoo!

carl johnson (grand theft auto) carl johnson (grand theft auto)

Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt! hey, what the fuck! TOO LOW! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!












Carl johnson (grand theft auto)